The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 301 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.812 billion Terrible Farming Nation 301ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.8%.
The powerhouse Terrible Farming Nation 301ian economy, worth 268 trillion terrible monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,370 terrible monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
School children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible Farming Nation 301's national animal is the terrible animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Terrible Farming Nation 301 is ranked 65,340th in the world and 3,662nd in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,955.41 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Terrible Farming Nation 301 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, you can tell when Terrible Farming Nation 301ians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 301, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
